FICTITIOUS FASHION: The Boy Who Couldn’t Get Enough

July 15, 2011
Have you ever had a meal where things were just so good that you went to town on it and didn’t even mind if someone else was present? Even if you were on a first date and those manners you so desperately wanted to show just go out the window? 
That’s how breakfast was during this photo shoot. I show up on set and they’ve got pretty much everything a boy could ever ask for. Bacon, ham, pancakes, potatoes, fruit, yogurt, granola, milk, orange juice, apple juice and pastries with different jam and cream fillings. I’m a sucker for a fun pastry and this is where I went to town.
I tried to be as delicate as I could but it was a fail on my part. I treated those pastries like they had insulted my family name and spit on the brand new suede Jimmy Choo sneakers I just got in the mail from MrPorter.com. This attack left my hands sticky sweet and the photographer (whom we’ll just say is a bit of a diva for not really shooting much other than still life’s…) really wanted me on set so that’s what she got: me on set licking my fingers clean.
I don’t think she understood that I was trying to stick it to the man so to speak because she just started snapping away, screaming “Geen-yus. GEEN-YUS!”
It’s really uncomfortable that she insists on speaking in this ridiculous French accent when we all know that she was born and raised in Kalamazoo, Michigan. 
Model Luis Borges (DNA models) shot by photographer Richard Pier Petit for The Fashionisto magazine
 All images courtesy of The Fashionisto

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