Should I Call the Cops on Yanis Marshall?

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Back in high school, I discovered the world of dance thanks in part to me attending a performing arts school. By my senior year, I finally felt comfortable with taking to the stage and showcasing whatever talent I thought I had. After graduating, though, I essentially left the world of dance behind. I knew it wasn’t my true passion. I also knew that I wasn’t built out for the type of scrutinization and rejection professional performers are subjected to.

It’s been over a decade since I had stepped foot on a dancefloor. Even still, various fitness instructors would all ask me if I used to dance because they “could tell.” Then, I got brave one week and took an actual dance class but almost ran from the room in tears when the instructor came over to me and quietly said: “It’s okay if you’ve never taken a class before…”

Despite the fact that she was clearly blind to the way that I marveled those from 2004, I’ve decided to continue taking the random dance class. The main reason is no longer because I simply love movement. It’s because I want to run into the scintillating Yanis Marshall. He’s French (automatic +10 bonus points), has legs that would drive a man to kill for him and oozes a special sensuality when he takes the floor.

Imagine my delight when I saw that he recently updated his YouTube channel with a routine set to Kim Carnes’s iconic “Bette David Eyes”! That song, oh, that song. If I’m ever feeling especially confident, sexy or just had a really good interaction with someone, I’ll listen to this song.

As per usual, Yanis does the most and I’m so here for it that I’ve been watching this video on-and-off for days now. First of all, let’s chat about that split. It was so unexpectedly subtle and yet powerful. I got chills in places it would be inappropriate to mention. It’s downright criminal what he does to me.

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In addition to his flawlessness, he also put two of my favorite faces, Noelle Marsh and Stevie Doré, in a group combo. Noelle, being a bonafide woman, and Stevie, having the forever-popular Lolita vibe, are almost too much to watch at the same time. This routine had me trying to figure out if I should report them for all of the assaults my eyes witnessed.

The cherry on the top, though, is Noelle’s solo. Alone. Without anyone else. By her goddamn self.

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Dead, dead, dead. It’s no secret that there are some mind-blowing technical dancers. Tons of them out there. What we don’t have tons of are dancers that have the true X factor. No, I’m not talking about So You Think You Can Dance. Those are TV “personalities.” I’m talking about the person that walks into a room and simply commands attention, does their job and leaves you breathless. Noelle does that.

Ugh. Let me keep stretching so I can try out that split the next time I’m invited into a dance circle while at a bar.

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